I have a when you post the special picture you don't really see the photo for what it is -
a bad photo.
I get it. You love the subject. Love crowds out subjective appraisal. However, I don't know your cat or your kid and I wish you hadn't ruin the blog post for me by putting a pasty face on my computer screen.
My child is an exception of course. How could he not be? Have you looked at this picture?
I am able to see through my feelings clearly to the bones of the subject. And my sweetheart, I mean the subject, is breathtaking, rule-breaking, universally appealing.
Now that we agree, I must say . . .
Line up the meat. Bjorn figures 2 strips per person, always trackin' down the thick cut, nitrate/nitrite free variety. This cow poke likes his pig pure.
If you loose interest at this point, let your cook know to fry up some eggs after the bacon is done just the way you like it.